Alec Cosentino is a visual artist/ tattooer in Brooklyn. Originally from Florida, they were born in a swamp and will ultimately die in a swamp (not peacefully or naturally). They have clammy hands. Alec attended DePaul University in Chicago, but it got chilly and they refused to take general education classes so he skedaddled. Nobody knows if Alec is real. Alec has always wanted to have webbed feet, but science just isn’t ready for that yet. A motivational quote from Alec: “Ow ow, ouch that hurts. Ouchie.”